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Q: A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this possible?
A: His horse's name is Tuesday.
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He didn't have anybody to take. (any BODY)
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Q: A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor?
A: The doctor was his mother.
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Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: Because he/she was going to high school!
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Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Q: What are the two strongest days of the week?
A: They are Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak (week) days.
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Q: How far can a dog run into the forest?
A: Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest.
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Q: What do you call a bear without an "ear"?
A: BBBBBBB
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Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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A: How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty?
B: 4 or 5
A: No, that's wrong, because after eating one apple your stomach isn't empty.