電視劇《老友記》(Friends)，又譯名《六人行》，是由NBC電視臺(美國全國廣播公司)從1994年開播、連續播出了20xx年的一部幽默情景喜劇，也是美國曆史上最成功、影響力最大的電視劇之一。以下是本站小編爲大家準備的《friends》經典臺詞，希望大家喜歡!
friends臺詞(一)
1、Chandler: Oh Mon-Mon-Mon-Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didn’t get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.
錢德勒(這樣好的口才，不當律師絕對浪費了)：“這是一間蜜月套房，它存在的價值就是製造浪漫。如果它無法得到浪漫的場景，其他蜜月套房都會瞧不起它。”
2、Monica: Well, an-anyway, I just—that night meant a lot to me, I guess I’m just trying to say thanks.
“那晚我的情緒真的很糟，所以非常謝謝你，那一夜對我來說意義重大。”
Chandler: Oh. Y’know, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasn’t because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me ‘cause, you’re really hot!
“那一夜對我同樣意義非凡，倒不是因爲我情緒不好，而是，你是個美得讓人暈倒的姑娘。”
3、Chandler: If I'm the best, it's only because you've made me the best.I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH…MY…GOD.
如果我能成爲最棒的，那一定是因爲你的原因。與你一起之前我一無是處，糟糕得很。不信你打電話問問我以前的女朋友，反正也沒幾個，用不了多長時間的。
4、Emily: All right. I'll come to New York and we'll try and make this work.
Ross: Oh that is so great! That's…
Emily: (interrupting him) As long as you don't see Rachel anymore.
埃米利答應原諒羅斯了，她搬來紐約的唯一條件是羅斯以後不再見瑞秋。羅斯在痛苦中做出抉擇，矇在鼓裏的瑞秋還爲羅斯夫婦歡欣鼓舞，她翹起的拇指，擁抱羅斯的樣子，真讓人心疼!
5、Ross: There're plenty of people who just see their sisters at Thanksgiving and just see their college roommates at reunions and just see Joey at Burger King. So is, is that better?
“大多數人都是隻能在感恩節才能見到妹妹，在同學聚會上才能見到大學室友，在漢堡店裏才能撞到喬伊。讓我退出吧，沒關係的。”
Rachel: No, it's not better. I still don't get to see you.
“有關係，因爲我仍舊無法見你。”
羅絲爲了和埃米利的婚姻，發誓不再見瑞秋。說到妹妹和室友的部分，雖然舉重若輕，但反而更突出了這份感情的難得。而瑞秋……
6、Monica: Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer than—Ohhh! (They both realize something there.)
You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about.
“如果你跟戀人小吵一架就意味着分手的話，那你永遠都不會有長久的感情的……這只是吵架而已，我們說開了，感情就會更進一步的”
不幸的是，生活中的馬修和我都是如此，對吵架有着天生的恐懼。或許莫尼卡說得對，或許有一天我也會長大成熟，有一段長一些的感情。畢竟莫尼卡的後半句話還是很有吸引力的。
7、Chandler: He's a pimp! Yes, he's a pimp. He's a big, tap dancing pimp!
“他是個拉皮條的，他是個喜歡半夜起來跳踢踏舞的拉皮條的。”
羅斯的神經質煩透了兄弟們，兩個人準備踢他出門，爲羅斯找了間很爛的公寓(除了廚房浴室一體化之外，那公寓真得很像我家)。但後來陷入深深的自責，公寓打來電話詢問羅斯狀況時，錢德勒把羅斯說成拉皮條的，搞黃了新公寓，留下了好兄弟。
8、Chandler: Oh yeah, it was great. You should be a chef.
Fat Monica: Okay!
1992年感恩節，莫尼卡因爲錢德勒的一句客套話真的做了廚師，而且因爲錢德勒說她fat一年減了100多磅，大家都說羅斯深情，他妹妹比他絕對一點不差。
9、Joey: Well, I'm Joey. Yeah, I'm disgusting.
爲了掩護那對鴛鴦，喬伊受盡了誤解，也有了這句名言。
10、Rachel: 'Kay. (Pause.) Congratulations on your new job. (She goes and hugs Monica and is almost in tears.)
瑞秋想去拆穿莫尼卡和錢德勒的關係，卻聽到莫尼卡因爲瞞着她而愧疚。於是裝作不知道，裝作相信莫尼卡做了幫錢德勒打掃房間的兼職，眼含熱淚恭喜她找到了新工作。
11、Phoebe: Oh yeah, no-no-no. I'm fine. I'm okay, but umm, my Grandma sorta died.
Joey: Pheebs! Sorry!
Phoebe: It's okay, I mean she had a really incredible life. And it's not like I'm never gonna see her again, y'know she's gonna visit.
菲比祖母去世，但是他對死生有特別達觀的態度。她覺得祖母的人生足夠精彩就沒有遺憾，而且覺得祖母還會還魂回來看她，而不是真的離開(迷信唯一的好處)。
12、Phoebe: Really?! What's your name?
Man: Umm, Frank Buffay.
全劇最震撼的一個名字，弗蘭克·布費，雖然我們見識過了小弗蘭克乃至小小弗蘭克，但是，對他的出現實在是大出意料。
13、Frank Sr.: Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more!
Let's see, how did it, how did it go. Umm. (Singing.)
Sleepy girl, sleepy girl.
Why won't you go to sleep?
Sleepy girl, sleepy girl.
You're, you're, you're keeping me uppp! (Yeah, that's to the tune of Smelly Cat.)
“我是個糟糕的父親，煮糊了你們的吃的，穿反了你們的尿布，我還編了首歌哄你們入睡，結果你們卻哭得更兇了……小嬌嬌，小嬌嬌，你咋還不睡覺?小嬌嬌，小嬌嬌，害我也睡不着……”
對這個不負責任的人的怨恨，就在這首歌，在這熟悉的旋律裏淡化了，從這開始，菲比終於有了一個爸爸。
14、Ross: My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this.
羅斯用截然不同的情緒說了一模一樣的這兩句話，情緒轉換的原因是因爲發現好朋友和妹妹竟是真愛性質，看這個狂躁病人一驚一吒的樣子，真的覺得那對鴛鴦很幸福，羅斯也真是幸福。
15、Chandler: Yeah! I've never been in a relationship that's lasted this long before. Y'know to get past the beginning and still be around each other all the time, I think that's pretty incredible. And the fact that this is happening all with you, yeah I think that's pretty exciting. (Kisses her.)
“我從沒有過這麼久的一段感情。度過了愛情開始的狂熱階段，還死心塌地的願意跟對方在一起，這本身就是一種美妙的奇蹟。更令人幸福的是，創造這份奇蹟時，是我和你在一起。”
16、Rachel: Hey! Hey! (Stops Caitlin) Hi! Hey-hey-hey, I'm Rachel! From upstairs? The ones with all the pizza?
羅斯科普式的調情方式嚇跑了披薩女郎，看到他失落的樣子，瑞秋竟然爲他去追討女孩的電話，這個傻大姐也滿感人的呀。
17、Chandler: It's a four.
賭桌下面的一對男女，盯着一顆傾斜的色子，然後錢德勒用很好聽的聲音說：“這是四點。”
friends臺詞(二)
1、Chandler: All right, there’s a nuclear holocaust, I’m the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
“如果核爆炸，世界上只剩我一個男人，你會愛我嗎?”
錢德勒不停地問莫尼卡會不會愛他，答案都是否定的。你能想象幾年後他們有那麼幸福嗎?
2、Joey: That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you!
喬伊白癡而感人的宣言：“如果你們需要，我可以在你們任何人身上尿尿。”
3、Ross: I didn’t know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didn’t finish the whole letter!
羅斯真的有些小氣，作爲男生承擔這些責任又怎麼了?過去聽他講“on the break”覺得好玩，現在越來越覺得這時的他可恨了。
4、Mrs. Geller: And the next time you cater for me, there will be nothing but ice in the freezer.
聚會上人們都喜歡吃莫尼卡做的東西，蓋勒夫人終於承認了自己的女兒，說下次再也不會準備備用食物了。
5、Chandler: Oh, I just wanted to say, "Hey!"
錢德勒跑過好幾條街，跌倒了無數次，只是爲了跟女孩子說一句“hey”。可惜她是喬伊的女友，雖然她跟錢德勒更合適。
還是喜歡做一個會氣喘吁吁的說“真巧”的男孩，不管我有多老，追着喜歡的女孩跑，永遠是最美的心跳牽動的心跳。
6、Chandler: That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!
錢德勒說出對喬伊女友的真實感受：“從見到她的第一眼開始，我就不可救藥的愛上了她，我瘋了似的思念她，夢寐以求有她相伴左右。每一天每一小時每一分鐘的每一秒裏我都在痛恨自己爲什麼不能比你早認識她。”
7、Chandler: Oh, it wasn't a big deal. I just went to a couple of bookstores, talked to a couple of dealers... called a couple of the author's grandchildren.
錢德勒跑了許多家書店，問了許多書商，又給原作者的後人打了許多電話，纔買到了很稀有的書作爲生日禮物，但喬伊只買了一支能看時間的筆，所以，錢德勒只好跟喬伊互換了禮物。 越來越愛錢德勒!
8、Ross: No the-the sad thing is, if you had told him how you felt before you kissed her, knowing Joey, he probably just would've just stepped aside.
錢德勒如果早跟喬伊坦白自己對喬伊女友的感受，情況會好得多。
或者說，羅斯早跟錢德勒說這些話，情況就會好得多。
9、Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!
“我們家被搶劫的時候，我被關在櫥子裏，整整六個小時，我都在想我會害你多難過。”
10、Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, livin’ in a box!!
莫尼卡因爲先後和理查父子約會受到指責，然後憤怒的揭短。是呀，六人中沒有一個的人生完美，但他們都在快樂的生活;沒有一個沒犯過錯，但他們都是最善良的。
11、Rachel: Don’t say that I have no sentiment! This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! This is from the museum from the first time we… were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!
瑞秋讓人動情的一刻：“不要說我沒有人情味兒。這是我們第一次一起看電影的票根，這是你第一次爲我做早餐時剩的蛋殼，這是我們第一次約會時從博物館拿的化石。我可能會把你們送的禮物退掉，但我會保留所有我認爲值得珍藏的東西。”
12、KATHY: you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm… Listen I don’t wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I can’t stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I don’t wanna be the cause of that. So, I don’t think we can see each other anymore. I’m gonna go to my mom’s in Chicago, I’m gonna stay there for awhile. I think this could’ve be something really amazing, but y’know this is probably for the best. Y’know? I’m gonna miss you. Good-bye
凱茜對箱子裏的錢德勒所說的話：“你現在不能說話也好，這樣我們的離別也不必那麼難受。我不想做影響你們兄弟感情的女人，我沒法眼睜睜的看着你們爲了我互不理睬。所以我覺得我們還是不要再見面了，我會去芝加哥我媽那調整一段時間。我知道我們在一起會有多麼幸福，但現在來看，分開纔是最好的結局。你能理解嗎?我會想你的。親愛的再見。”
13、Phoebe: Yeah. That’s what you really want. Yeah, I don’t want to be the reason you’re unhappy, that would just make me unhappy, and I really don’t want to be the reason I’m unhappy.
菲比放棄了和莫尼卡的餐車，支持她去做大廚。因爲那是莫尼卡真正想做的，委屈莫尼卡就是委屈她自己，菲比不想委屈自己……
14、Phoebe Sr: I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life.
菲比的媽媽對她說：我拋棄過兩個孩子，我多希望當時有人能告訴我這是多麼糟糕的事情，這使得我以後的日子每一天都在無盡的悔恨中度過。
15、Monica: 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7, …7..…7…7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7…(mouths 7)!
無話不談的老友，錢德勒的女友當晚跑過來跟莫尼卡致謝。
16、Ross: I’m having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. I’m having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if he’ll sit with me.
羅斯爲了好朋友喬伊，在博物館的午餐桌上發起了反對階級歧視運動。
17、Phoebe: No, I’m really okay with this. Y’know why? ‘Cause look at them, and I made that, so… I know it’s gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, it’s gonna feel like a million times better, right?
菲比決定爲弟弟和弟妹生孩子。雖然放棄孩子時會有十萬分的難過，但看到弟弟弟妹高興的樣子，也會有十萬分的幸福。全世界最偉大的姐姐。
18、Kathy: Acting! Chandler, this is my job! I’m-I’m playing a part in a play! How can you not trust me?!
Chandler: Well, you can understand, given how we started.
凱茜對錢德勒說你怎麼能覺得我背叛你呢?錢德說那我們又是怎麼開始的?
難以置信聰明、善良的錢德勒會說出這麼傷人的話。永遠不要揭愛人的傷疤，尤其是這傷疤是爲你而結。
19、Joey: Well, suppose until the baby’s born I laid off it. No extra animals would die, you-you’d just be eating my animals.
菲比懷孕後很想吃肉，但素食主義的她很在意殺生。食肉狂人喬伊爲了讓她心安，自動戒肉直到小孩子出世，把吃肉的機會讓給了好朋友。
20、Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monica’s photo albums, I mean you don’t do that if you’re just in it for two weeks.
這個女孩花整晚時間跟你的朋友聊天，問你以前的事兒，要你的影集看，你覺得這是一段短暫情緣的表現嗎?
21、Rachel: It’s okay. Sometimes, things don’t work out the way you’d thought they would.
有時候，生活不像你想象中那麼美好。
得悉羅斯要結婚，可憐的瑞秋，她總覺得他們可以分分合合，可一旦沒有了合的可能，她才感覺到對方的重要。
22、Phoebe: So, did shopping make you feel any better about Ross?
購物能減輕你對羅斯的思念嗎?
Rachel: Manhattan does not have enough stores.
美國的店鋪顯然不夠多。
23、Monica: Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?
“羅斯，你什麼時候開始籌備的這場婚禮?”
Ross: I don’t know. A month?
“記不清了，一個多月前吧。”
Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. That’s what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, w. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.
“女孩子在五歲的時候就開始幻想她的婚禮了，她們要最完美的婚禮，最理想的地方，更重要的，她們想要一個真正懂得這場儀式對她有多大意義的人來託付終身。”
24、Rachel: Y’know what? No. It’s not over until someone says, "I do."
在他們正式結婚以前，我是不會放棄的。
25、Minister: Take thee, Emily...
Ross: Take thee, Rachel...